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I've seen 25 summers. I work too much and I'm without much to show for it. Video game nerd, tattoo freak, horror movie junkie, vegetarian. I am described as a total asshole with a sense of humor that will someday send me straight to hell, when really im just horribly sarcastic and with a nack for telling people the blunt truth. Most people cant deal with that, thankfully not my problem. If you do get me then we will get along swimmingly and I will probably be one of the best friends you could ever have. I'm just a well of useless information too. Oh yea I do that "gay thing" with my boyfriend.
Posted on 22nd May at 8:25 AM, with 111,515 notes

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

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Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

^that might be an overreaction.

Posted on 22nd May at 7:42 AM, with 9,468 notes
draco702:

your niece is a keeper

This will be my daughter.
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draco702:

your niece is a keeper

This will be my daughter.

Posted on 22nd May at 2:42 AM, with 37,220 notes

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

ERMAHGERDDDD. Appa!!!!

Posted on 21st May at 11:03 PM, with 50,848 notes

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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or just taking off your pants.

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