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Posted on 24th Apr at 4:40 PM, with 6 notes
So….a woman just walked in and asked me how much we charge to “mutilate my dogs testicles”

And she was serious, like total deadpan….no joke, serious question. I….I don’t even know anymore.

Posted on 24th Apr at 4:25 PM, with 7 notes
suzannevis asked: Hi, I saw your post about people naming their child Khaleesi while it's her title. Don't you think that, since it's not a title in the world we live in, it's a beautiful name for a newborn? Just curious ;). Have a great day! x

karmiclaugh:

ly0nheart1:

I suppose I never thought of it in that way, and I’m not trying to condemn people who have have named their child Khaleesi….but for me it’s strange, because I associate that word to be a title not a name. But I mean you have people that name their daughters Princess and Queen and Apple, so who am I to judge.

Also I guess being a dog groomer I see the spikes in pop culture names through peoples pets. Like when Twilight was at its peak I can’t even begin to count the amount of puppies that we got that were named Bella….it’s just a pet peeve of mine I guess.

Wait.  What?

Did you just agree that you might have a peeve that is informing your opinions?  Did you just do that with polite discourse and self-examination?

Where’s the ranty rebuttal?  The flame ridden reply ridiculing the commenter?  My God, where’s the disdain???

DON’T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ INTERNETS WORK???

I FORGOTTED HOW TO DO INTERNETS!¿¡!!!!§¡¿??

Posted on 24th Apr at 2:39 PM, with 234,708 notes
thegreatnat-sby:

katherineviolette:

charliehadalittlewolf:

tuhhveit:

elsiesmarina:

themightyquinn666:

sorry everyone

Excuse me.
One of the first women to start her own independent production company.
Earned her way to stardom without sleeping with executives for roles.
Refused to date people for publicity just because 20th Century Fox wanted her to.
Left 20th Century Fox because she refused to let them get away with treating her badly and paying her a tiny wage, just because of her “dumb blonde” image.
Was only paid a fraction of her co-star’s wage even though she was the star of the movies and the biggest box office pull, but still went ahead with the movies because she was so passionate about acting.
Studied method acting at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, who said that she was one of his best students along with Marlon Brando.
Had a personal library of over 500 books and rarely read fiction - she was desperate to learn and educate herself.
Was sexually abused as a child but then went on to encourage the sexual liberation of women in the 1950s. 
One of the first people to speak openly about sexual abuse.
One of the first people to openly support gay rights.
Supported many charities such as the Milk Fund, March of Dimes, Arthritis and Rheumatism foundation.
Donated her time and money to these charities.
Visited orphanages and hospitals on her own time to surprise the people there.
Married one of the greatest literary minds of the 20th century
Suffered two miscarriages and one ectopic pregnancy and still put on a brave face for her fans.
Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.
"She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it." - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

OH SHIT YOU JUST GOT SERVED

I got goosebumps reading this. Amazing.

thegreatnat-sby:

katherineviolette:

charliehadalittlewolf:

tuhhveit:

elsiesmarina:

themightyquinn666:

sorry everyone

Excuse me.

  • One of the first women to start her own independent production company.
  • Earned her way to stardom without sleeping with executives for roles.
  • Refused to date people for publicity just because 20th Century Fox wanted her to.
  • Left 20th Century Fox because she refused to let them get away with treating her badly and paying her a tiny wage, just because of her “dumb blonde” image.
  • Was only paid a fraction of her co-star’s wage even though she was the star of the movies and the biggest box office pull, but still went ahead with the movies because she was so passionate about acting.
  • Studied method acting at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, who said that she was one of his best students along with Marlon Brando.
  • Had a personal library of over 500 books and rarely read fiction - she was desperate to learn and educate herself.
  • Was sexually abused as a child but then went on to encourage the sexual liberation of women in the 1950s. 
  • One of the first people to speak openly about sexual abuse.
  • One of the first people to openly support gay rights.
  • Supported many charities such as the Milk Fund, March of Dimes, Arthritis and Rheumatism foundation.
  • Donated her time and money to these charities.
  • Visited orphanages and hospitals on her own time to surprise the people there.
  • Married one of the greatest literary minds of the 20th century
  • Suffered two miscarriages and one ectopic pregnancy and still put on a brave face for her fans.

Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.

"She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it." - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

OH SHIT YOU JUST GOT SERVED

I got goosebumps reading this. Amazing.

Posted on 24th Apr at 2:32 PM, with 7 notes
suzannevis asked: Hi, I saw your post about people naming their child Khaleesi while it's her title. Don't you think that, since it's not a title in the world we live in, it's a beautiful name for a newborn? Just curious ;). Have a great day! x

I suppose I never thought of it in that way, and I’m not trying to condemn people who have have named their child Khaleesi….but for me it’s strange, because I associate that word to be a title not a name. But I mean you have people that name their daughters Princess and Queen and Apple, so who am I to judge.

Also I guess being a dog groomer I see the spikes in pop culture names through peoples pets. Like when Twilight was at its peak I can’t even begin to count the amount of puppies that we got that were named Bella….it’s just a pet peeve of mine I guess.

Posted on 24th Apr at 1:33 PM, with 2,174 notes

I didn’t watch Perks until it was released. I really liked it, but felt uncomfortable watching it. I know it’s a character and everything, but it’s still uncomfortable to watch that sh*t.

Posted on 24th Apr at 11:56 AM, with 94 notes
If you watch Game Of Thrones and refer to Daenerys as Khalessi or think that’s her name….stop. Turn off the TV and read the book. Khaleesi is part of her title not her name, you will give Darnerys Targaryen Stormborn the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the Dothraki, Trueborn Queen of the Andals, Rhoynar, and the First Men, and Lady of the Seven Kingdoms the respect she deserves and commands. Commit it to memory peasants.

Khalessi was apparently one of the top baby names last year…..my brain hurts now.

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:58 AM
Anonymous asked: Post more shirtless selfies please

I’m really unhappy with my body at the moment, maybe when I get back into the gym.

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